Sir Cliff Richard plans to use the £850,000 he won from the BBC on a ‘special friend’ that he can lock in a trunk, without the need for a non-disclosure agreement, no strings attached but a good battery life. According to his publicist, the leathery star wanted time alone to satisfy his soul and other ‘very specific needs’.
The Japanese manufacturer promised: ‘Our dolls provide realistic walking but no talking to prying journalists. Look at her hair, it’s real – although I can’t say where we got if from, as we have no desire to embarrass President Trump. If you don’t believe what I say, just feel. No, not there! I’m going to have to wash that now.’
While internet rumours persist that Sir Cliff has got a roaming eye, there is not direct evidence tying this bachelor boy and tennis fan to the young ones. Instead, Sir Cliff has said he will spend his remaining days with his livin doll, day dreaming about Henman’s Hill and Murray’s Mound.